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What is Santa's wife called?

Answer: Mary Christmas (Rob)
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
  • frostbite (Sam)
     
What do elves learn at school?

The Elf-abet (Sam)

 What Christmas carol is a parent's favourite?Answer: Silent Night (Sam)
 

  • What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

  • sandy claws! (Sam)

 Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Answer: So he can hoe! hoe! hoe! (Sam)
 
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
Answer: No idea!

 


What do you call a reindeer with no legs and no eyes?
Answer: still no idea (Jason)

 

 Why did santa give up smoking?

Answer: Because it wasn’t good for his elf!
(Megan)
 
What do you get if you cross a spy with a polo?

A Mint-spy

(Daniel)

 

 Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Father Christmas
Father Christmas who?
If you don’t know who I am you’re not getting any presents.  LOL!!!
(Jamie)
What do you call a cow that lives in the North Pole?
Answer: an eskimoo! (Jason)
 		 What is Father Christmas’ wife called?
Answer: Mary Christmas (Jason)
 
What did Santa say to his wife when he proposed to her?
Answer: Marry Christmas (Jason)